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鹧鸪天夏竦愁见不如愁看

《鹧鸪天夏竦愁见不如愁看》

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鹧鸪天夏竦愁见不如愁看

1、How come you're so fat?Because my house is made of candy!And sometimes,I eat instead of facing my problems!

2、在一起什么在一起!谁和你在一起!不能在一起!

3、我前两天把手给摔断了,医生说是左后臂半粉碎性杀马特式骨折。

4、安静,安静!

5、草原人就从来不用狼皮做褥子,蒙古人敬狼啊,不敬狼的蒙古人就不是真蒙古。草原蒙古人就是被冻死也不睡狼皮。

6、重要的不是我拥有你,而是拥有和你在一起的回忆。

7、狼群在发动总攻之前,往往主动脱离它们要攻击的目标,故意后撤以再一次迷惑人畜。

8、安静,安静!

9、你觉得我和钢铁侠哪个比较厉害,钢铁侠也没凑过我啊。疯狂外星人经典台词

10、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.



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