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1、这两位都是领导，俺该听谁的呢?俺究竟是机器还是人呢?
2、尔康(激动地煽着鼻孔)对紫薇说：“你可以打我，骂我。。但是就是请你不要不理我!你不理我，都要急死了!”
3、我们大战的是我们的心灵
4、抛弃一切，才会自由。有一种能力看透并抛弃，不在乎失去一切。
5、谦逊法：“您就是霍思邈?久闻大名，我们一进医院领导都推荐您。”“噢!那是我上层路线走得好!”(霍思邈回答VIP病人的称赞)
6、Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it?Do you read everything you are supposed read?
7、I should’ve been looking for a new condo. I should’ve been haggling with my insurance company. I should’ve been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. But I wasn’t.
8、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
9、于是拼命工作买不需要的狗屎
10、We used to read p0rn0graphy. Now it was the horchow collection.
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