《30个短句子搞笑的》
句子迷 自营网小编为大家整理的30个短句子搞笑的句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
2、麻子，这些年我一直活在过去的阴影里，从来没有想过未来，但是这一刻，是我人生最美好的时光。美国队长2经典台词
3、“That you must stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
4、There are things you can't fight,acts of god.You see a hurricane coming,you have to get out of the way.But when you're in a Jaeger,suddenly,you can fight the hurricane.You can win.
5、我们不仅仅选择相信自己，我们还相信彼此。
6、诺曼博士，我叫露西，我看过所有你关于人脑的研究，还不成熟，但是研究方向是对的。
7、World before the apocalypse,Where will you choose to die.Here or in the Jaeger?
8、世界末日来之前，你会选择死在哪里?这儿还是耶格里?
9、那可是我的血汗钱，是我汗珠子掉床上摔八瓣儿，一口一口软饭吃出来的呀。
10、Oh,and just between you and me,You look much better bald.
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