《写闺蜜的搞笑的句子大全》
句子柔软网小编为大家整理的写闺蜜的搞笑的句子大全句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、拿枪指着全地球的人还号称保护。
2、Tell me about the shooter.He’s fast.Strong.Had a metal arm.
3、我不会介意的。
4、你圆满完成了史上最糟糕约会。
5、Can you override it?The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me.Slightly.
6、You just officially hadabcthe worst date ever
7、蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她。
8、Even when I had nothing,I had Bucky.
9、如果这个计划能成功，我就把我的鞋吃了。”
10、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
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